Whatta Beautiful Day!

^^

Ewan

These are massages that I want to remove from my phone ^^
MGA EWAN NA MESSAGE

hangga't di
mo nahahanap
yung taong
para sa'yo,
sa 'kin ka muna!.
-ayun.

Para ak0ng jacket pag summer..
Hindi mo ako kailangan..
ayun.
"Huwag kang mainlove s taong masarap lang kausap..
.. Dapat sya mismo masarap!"
Bang!dapat ganun..hahaha
A short story:
GF: break n tau!
BF: Cge.. Gutom na dn ako eh.. :-)

-- yan ang tntwag na misunderstnding. CORNY.
CHURVA MESSAGE NG MGA CHURVA PEOPLE
"learn to appreciate what you HAVE.. before time forces you to appreciate what you HAD.."
goodnight..Ü
"Words without actions are empty, while actions without words are confusing."
"sometimes, the things that are so hard for us to say, are the words that we mean the most.''
u really
d0nt have
2 be
super nice
always..
s0metimes
u have 2
sh0w ur
bad side
..so dat
u can sort
out hu can
accept u
at ur w0rst..Ö
Go for someone who is not only proud to have you, but will also take every risk and do effort just for an hour to be with you...
the most logical work of philosophy is embodied in 8 word
"STAY if you're happy, LEAVE if you're not." ü
"D person meant 4 u is d person
who'll stay evn wen there's no more reason 2 love u
4 in ur nothingness,
Dat person will find
enough reasons 2 love u still
we are all capable of making ourselves happy..

but happiness is
somewhat different
when someone else does it for us..


it's much sweeter..Ü
aLwAys
remember:
"To be
reSpectEd..
is
far
m0re
imp0rtnt
than
being
beAutifuL"
or
being
deSired,
cOz
RESPECT

is
whAt
sepArates
wOmen


from
Toys..üü
"sometimes i wish
he'd be like my dad..

always scared to lose me..

..eventhough he knows i belong to him from the start.."
d sadest
thing
ab0ut
having a
TEDDY BEAR..


is dat n0
matter
h0w
tight u
HUG it..
..it will
NEVER

HUG u

back..

SOBRANG KAPAKIPAKINABANG NA MESSAGE =)
Hindi ka manlalamig sa taong mahal mo..
kung walang ibang nagpapainit sayo..bwahaha!
Bakit k magttyagang pakirmdman at hulaan ang pgtingin nya sy0,
kng pwede k nmng..

mag-F.L.A.M.E.S!
Hahaha! Ü
girL1: ang skit skit frend!
bkit gnun xa?
iniwan ña q.. :c

girL2: san b dpt kau pupunta?

pare1: pare pakiss naman oh.

pare2: ulul.
pare1: dali na pre, isa lang please?

pare2: tangna nman eh.
..san ba kasi?!
haha!
"it's not always tears that measure the pain..

sometimes..


it's the

..number of
empty bottles." 
Kng ang
mhal m0 gNawAn
k ng masakt
hnd ibg sbhn nun
n hnd k nya mahal,
nais lng nmn
nya n malaman m0 kung
gan0 sya...

KAWALANGYA!!
-gnun kcmple..ü
Dnt waste any momnt by noT being happy.
If 1 window closes, run 2 d nxt window--
If n0t..

Break down d
freakin' door!Ü Hapy rainy day!ü

25 Random Things Shin and Moi

This one is Shin's 25 random things
This is mine hehehe!


1.
It rarely happens, but when the mood strikes, I do not talk to anyone all the day long. (When I was in my last year in the university, my classmates thought I’m dumb. They got the surprise of their lives when we had an oral reporting and I got an A on it.: P)

~It rarely happens that I stop talking. When a bad mood strike I talk more than the usuall while throwing a fit and wallowing. I also throw very nasty tantrums. So they were really shocked when they found out that I have a lot of friends. Hehehe not a bad person after all.

2.
I’ve never been on a legitimate date. (The idea of dating kind of scares me. That is dating, as in blind date or your friends setting you up with someone, or someone inviting you for a date…and so on)

~I always go out on a date...Uh! wait is eating in Mc Donald with a bunch of other people valid. Wait if the person doesn't know you were having a date is it counted? Now I'm confused!

3.
I hate it when people break their promises. Rule Number 1. Never make a promise that you can’t keep.

~It's okay to break your promises but be sure that you have a valid explanation and if you are lying be sure that I won't be able to smell a hint of it or you will be dead... That I can assure you!

4.
I am attracted to guys who are inaccessible. (Translation: I stubbornly like guys who don’t like me)This explains why I’m still single until now.

~I'm attracted to all kind of guys. [ Translation: That's why I'm never single] hihihi!


5.
I hate scary movies! These movies make my heart beat 10 times faster than the normal until I get the feeling that I’m about  to die because of fear. It also makes me scream my heart out. Believe me, you wouldn’t want to hear me scream (my voice goes an octave higher than the normal).lol
~I hate watching horror movies without my handy dandy big bag! Without it disaster can strike. Like watching the movie Drag me To Hell, I brought a small bag and I regreted it as in forever. Ewwww!


6.
Hello, my name is Shinly and I’m a coffeeholic!
~Hello, my name is Happy and I'm a bitch! ^^

7.
I eat a lot or walk for a long time or go somewhere (mall, park, anywhere) when I’m stressed out.
~I sleep a lot and read chessy books until I can no longer take it. Then after that I'm stressed out!

8.
Most people do not and could not believe this, but I never (and I repeat, NEVER) had a boyfriend. I wish I had one though. Lol.
~Most people do not and could not believe this, I never (and I repeat, NEVER) had a boyfriend. Hehehe! {believe it or not}

9.
I’m not a humorous person but I like laughing a lot (and out loud!)
~I laugh a lot for no reason and Shin laughs with me for no reason at all! Hahahaha crazy girls!

10.
People laugh at me when I’m serious and just stare at me when I try to make a joke.
~I don't need to make a joke. Shin will laugh anyway!

11.
I can make very few people laugh. The selected few are: B-anne, mom, my little sister, Camille, my pastor and my tito Bobby.
~I can make a lot of people angry with my nonsense. Some of them are: Amor, my Mom, my Dad, Che, ............

12.
I’m a sentimental person. Foolishly sentimental. Lol. I keep receipts, bus tickets, tissues, food wrapper, etc.(actually, anything, as long as I consider it important)
~I'm a pack rat, I keep everything just because I feel like I will lose weight in a long run or I might use a very old looking pair of canvass shoes. Or the Dolce I bought from ukay or.......Hehehe!

13.
Love stories make me cry.
~Love stories makes me change the channel.

14.
I used to be really good at drawing but unfortunately, my skills degenerated. I can draw human faces (and was really good at it) when I was young.
~I used to like looking at drawings, but since I saw Shins things moved up to the new level. Now I loath drawings. kkkk

15.
I like joining and winning in academic contests in the university but I joined one non-academic contest which made me so popular. It’s a Meteor Garden Contest (Boys Over Flowers) and I got the first place! Crazy.
~I don't like joining at any competitions I am a shy person and a neurotic bitch! Hahahaha!


16.
I love making lists and plans. I love sticking to it so when somebody calls off an appointment, I get really disappointed.
~I hate writting even when I was still a student I don't write. I simply let other people write for me. ^______________^. Making plans ruins everything.... I hate it!

17.
I find men who cannot look directly at me and stutter while talking with me as cute!
~YEAH! You are so right! Then I will stare them down until they .... hahaha!

18.
I always teach in my free time (outreach class, tutorials, Bemarush tutorials, or tutorial classes with my roommates).
~I watch all sorts of things on my free time. DVD marathon! weee!

19.
Figure skating is one of my frustrations. I think I could be really good at it.
~DANCING is my frustrations. I believe I can be really good at it. specialy at pole dancing. hihihi ^_____________^

20.
I like conversations. It’s therapeutic.
~I love conversations. It's entertaining! hehehe!

21.
I like shopping. I like looking at pretty things and trying it on and
buying it when I have the money.
~I hate shopping I hate walking it makes me tired and just looking at all the people running around makes me hungry. Uggh!


22.
I’m really really really bad about remembering directions. You have no idea.
~Well, same goes with me! I have trouble remembering which is left and right.

23.
I get deeply touched in simple things like a thank you note, a sincere “I’m sorry”, a flower, a hug when I’m about to cry and someone making coffee for me.
~I get deeply touched by headresses made of chicken feathers. Hahaha! Instant confidence. I really appreciate anyone who sits by me when I just want to wallow and not talk with only a bottle of beer on hand!

24.
I don’t know how to “make pitik” nor whistle nor snap my fingers.
~ I can do all of that but I can't sleep without mosquito net, even if there's no mosquito.


25.
I’ve done things nobody thought I would
ever try to. Go figure.
~I've done so many things I can't remember if I should do most of them....hehehe!

PEACE AMOR!

25 RANDOM THINGS ABOUT MY FRIEND AMOR
1. Amor loves CHOCOLATES and when I say she loves it I mean BIG time. She has a CHOCOLATE shampoo, CHOCOLATE conditioner, CHOCOLATE bath gel and CHOCOLATE lotion, courtesy of yours truly. So we can conclude that she is a CHOCOHOLIC.
2. Amor has one BiG problem and allergy in life - CHOCOLATES.Yes my dear friends she is allergic to CHOCOLATES... How ironic! Bwahahaha
3. She sometimes takes a bath for 2 straight hours. I don't know what's going on but it's driving me nuts.It will also kill anyone who needs to pee. So I repeat for those who dont want to believe, it's true folks. Amor in her past life is a DUCK!
4. She likes two kinds of guys and in my observation both are sooo hard to find, believe me I tried. GUY ONE - SUPER CLEAN GUY as in spotless clean. He has to be taaaall, neat, suplado looking, unreachable, impossible to talk to, clean guy. GUY TWO - THE ARTISTIC DIRTY LOOKING HOT GUY WHO HAS TO SMELL SOOO GOOD as in. He has to be taaaall, dirty looking, sweet smelling, hot artist, singer, drummer, guitarist etc. guy! So which one do you think will work? C'mon don't be shy tell moi!
5.She is the only VIRGIN left in this ummmm![Don't kill me]
6. She is a very good friend [hehehe] but stupid sometimes! She tends to give everything even though she knows that her friend is just being capricious. [Most of the time THAT"S MEEE]. But seriously she will do everything for a friend in need sooo I can say that she is a friend indeed. Hehehe it rhymes.
7.She can cook and she is a good cook. [yummmy!]
8. Only a few things scare her...her mom, her dad and a teeny weeny cockroach! hehehe
9. She has never been in a legitimate date only a bunch of wooohoos!
10. Amor loves watching horror movies. She can stand the most gruesome killing ever. Nothing can scare her .... YET![PARANORMAL ACTIVITY COMMING SOON]
11. She can be your crying shoulder, stomach, legs, neck and back. I tried it all and it worked.
12. She will let you wallow until the wee hours of the morning until you're tired enough to go to sleep. Then she will tuck you to bed and kiss your forehead...Awwww! NAY!
13. Whenever she's stressed out, she shouts, cries and loses most of her hair due to a bad hair cut. Hahaha!
14. She never wants to follow the trend unless you buy her clothes that is trendy.
15. PINK is her favorite color....[JOKE] BLACK is!
16.She's a pack rat. She has most of her small and thin clothes hidden in their house in TARLAC even though it doesn't fit anymore.
17. Her former waist line is 23 and her former bust line is ....bleeeeeeep!
18. She is a supeeeeeeer HARRY POTTER FAN but she's not fond of VAMPIRES. Curse you AMOR!
19. She only registered in FACEBOOK because of Lacson and Margy...Hmmm! favoritism!
20. She is a NATURAL FLIRT...as in super! She flirts like there's no tomorrow without knowing it at all. She's clueless, I tell you. Naive or maybe a bit stupid but when it comes to flirting I bow my head to her. HAIL the ALMIGHTY flirt!HAHAHA!
21. She loves to write everything in her organizer. Day by day activities, events, birthdays, anniversaries and utangs. So if you want to know her secret, TAKE it!
22. She is a frustrated dancer. I know friend....I know!
23. No one can say no to her once she decides she wants something...She will brain wash you, bribe you with cookies, heheh and even blackmail you if necessary!
24. She is a very loyal friend, she will help you in time of need even if it means getting into the trouble herself.
25. And the last but not the least is .... Amor is demanding and very pushy. She will make you do things you've never even dreamt of just because she thinks that it will make you happy. For her, quitting is not an option. Once she gave her side you have to give yours. She is over bearing and annoying and is the best friend anyone can have. LAB U!

MEE FROM THE PAST!

1. Cats
2. Movies
3.Books
4. Sushi's
5. Babies
6. Soda
7. Smoking
8. Him
9. Singing
10. Egg Tarts
11. Mango Top
12. Elder Flower Candies
13.Escada Perfume
14. Susan Wong
15. Dad
16. Butterflies
17. Strawberries
18. Amor
19. Zara Shoes
20. Cheese cakes
21. Che
22. Mom and Yen
23. Trip to anywhere
24. DA
25. Bolster

I guess I have a lot to be thankful for it's just that I am too afraid to let go of the pain because it's my only reminder of what I shouldn't do.
So I just want to say!
Thank you very much  U for telling me that I have a very nice smile and it did brighten your day.^____________^
Thank you Amor for telling me the truth even if I cry and get hurt.
Thank you Che for softening every blow so I won't stumble and fall, but just become strong enough to accept things the way that it should be.
Thank you Him for making me happy even if you don't know it and for making me realize that even if I can't have you it's okay. There are a lot of fishes in the aquarium. Not my loss!
Thank you JM for being there and for listening to all my blabbering.
Thank you Yen for understanding ate even just for awhile.
Thank you Shin for listening as always on our way home.
Thanks Thanks Thanks!!!

All About Chai From Multiply

She is one of the people I respect not because she is respectable but JUST BECAUSE!

1. She loves soya milk. She gulps and buys them by the bottles from manong magtataho. Yummmy!
2. She is a sleep talker!!! dum dum dum dummmmm! Whenever she's really tired she
tends to talk while sleeping. So you can never ever be sure that she really
understands what you are saying unless she is super wide awake. GOOOO!
3. In New Era, there is what people know as "CHERRY FEAR." It's not a vitamin to
help you become taller. It's the so-called fear of seeing "cherry" because
the mere sight of her makes people shiver. ^^
4. She is a very kind friend and a very sweet one. [Amoy chocoleyt!]
5. She has a bear name - MONKEY BEAR!
6. The father of the BEAR is MAHAAAAAL! [wahahaha!]
7. She asks your opinion on things not because she's not sure of herself
but because she wants to hear your views.
8. She is the best FLIRTING TEACHER! Hehehehe I learned my 101 from her. [wooohooo]
9. She is a very good sister. No questions asked!
10. She is a bitch once provoked. Never, never ever provoke Che to get mad at you
because I can only tell you one thing.... GOOD LUCK girl!
11.She is a natural bully so don't think that she doesn't like you. It's not you.
It's her! [QUEEN BEE SYNDROME]
12. She can turn into a crazy emo-message-sending-addict once dumped and to prove
I am right here is an example of a text message she sent a few months ago...
11 -17 -2008     
12:40:21 AM
"HEART 4 SALE"
Who wants to buy a heart? I'm having it for sale.
Though it's only second hand, it still functions well.
Cause once I sold it whole, he returned it in pieces.
Now I had it all repaired and now I'm back in business.
Who wants to buy my heart? Satisfaction guaranteed. It has
free service charge and a lifetime warranty.
So if you're asking for the price well I'm looking for the most honest bidder.
^_______________^
~CAN YOU IMAGINE HER SENDING THAT^^
13. She is the best Aunt and I want to be her niece....Auntie I also want BROOM BROOM [car, not a real broom]
14. She is stubborn as a mule. Once she decided to do a thing, she will definitely pursue it.
15. She is an honest friend, she will tell you that you're stupid in a subtle not-so-painful way.
16. She is an earrings enthusiast...she will spend money for a pair of earrings ^^
17. If Amor takes a bath for 2 hours, Che can make it in 3! hehehe. So, Che in her past life is a swan.
18. She loves provocative clothes because it looks good on her.
19. She is a very good GIRLFRIEND. I repeat she is a very good GIRLFRIEND [sipsip mode]
20. She is a very good actress.^^
21. She likes reading everything and when I say everything, I mean it kahit print lang sa shirt mo babasahin nya.
22. Sleeping is her actual hobby and doing it in the church is her favorite while the diakonessa and even us had to tap her shoulders, arm, and legs to get her attention.
23. She is a series addict. She can watch non-stop for two days. Now our dvd player breathed it's last ....huhuhu
24. She will support you by any means. She will give her support even if the two of you might look stupid afterwards.
25. She is sometimes......uhmmmm! NAIVE! hahaha!

I LOVE YOU FRIEND!

FROM MULTIPLY!

I just want to explain my side....

1. She's into effeminate men.  Metrosexuals are up a notch!

~True because most of the time and by experience they are better than a super straight jerks!!!

2. She has the hots for chinitos.  But lately, she is starting to put men with big eyes and haughty lips and nicely lined up teeth into consideration.^_^

~I don't care how a person looks like as long as I like that person it's OK!

3. She likes tall guys.  There is Science behind this.  BELIEVE ME.  hehehe

~WELL.........Yup there is Science behind this, and a very important one ^______________^

4. Smart ass guys!  She likes to talk and no talker wants a dull conversation.

~I hate stupid guys even if he is the most handsome guy ever. Even if he's Edward or Jacob....hehehe

5.  Playful metrosexual guys!  hehehe Emenilda likes to play you see...hehehehe

~I can't see the logic of posting it here!!! PRIVATE!

6. She falls for an overdose of TLC!  Therefore, she is into boys who are very MAASIKASO.  She simply wants to be your baby.

~Even U will fall if super ang TLC!

Now, let's move on to the things that you need to do to get her YES.

1.  Cook her favorite food.  Munggo perhaps or her favorite Kalabasa patties.  (email me for the recipe...hehehe)

~YEP! TRUE

2.  Give her little things.  But if you are rich...give her EXPENSIVE stuffs.  Like a cat...hehehe small cat big cat it doesn't matter as long as it has something to do with cats

~You can give me anything except problems!

3.  She doesn't like chocolates...BUT HER FRIENDS DO!

~God! People basted na si Nino so pleaseee!

4.  In connection to item number 3...SHE LISTENS TO HER FRIENDS AND HER FRIENDS ARE SO INTO CHOCOLATES...so it's good that you get our sympathy because we will back you up!hehehe

~Well...

5.  She likes to talk.  So when she talks...you listen as if you are so engrossed by her talking.

~It's okay to pretend just don't let me notice you!

6.  Ask her to sing for you and tell her how her voice makes you crazy.^^

~Hehehe!

7.  Show that you care and that you will take care of her..even if she insists that she can take care of herself.

~WTF! I can always take care of myself!

8.  NEVER make her wait!  Just kiss her.hehehe

~This is the worst thing that can happen.

9.  She has, most of the times, a lot of crazy trips.  What you need to do?  Just go with the flow.

~Well!

10.  Take her to the movies.  Make her see a horror flick with you.  Surely by the time the movie is done, she is already yours!hehehe...After all these..you're the boss.^^

~WTF! THIS IS A TOP SECRET!

THE MALDITA MOMENTS

Girls sharing their most maldita moment...

1. On the first day of the Mango sale, the sister of my
friend was looking around and picked up a dress when a woman
at the counter started screaming,"Put that down,
that's mine!" The sister of my friend looked up,
looked at the woman up and down, raised an eyebrow, and
replied, "Excuse me. You are NOT small'"

2. A supervisor once told a worker who has difficulty in
understanding instructions, "Ang ulo, hindi lang yan
pinapatong sa leeg, ginagamit din yan sa pagiisip."

3. A friend told another friend, "Naku, magme-makeup
muna ako, baka magmukha akong yaya mo." The other
friend replied, "Wag na, magmumukha ka lang yaya ko na
naka-makeup."

4. I told my then boyfriend during a fight, "Even on
your smartest day, you're not half as smart as I am on
my dumbest!"

5. "Ako, I was born beautiful. Ikaw, you were just
born."

6. A letter posted on a car windshield in UP:
"Sir/madam, the parking space that we have reserved is
for the College Secretary, not for you. Guard."

7. When I saw a friend I haven't seen in a long time, she
told me, "Grabe, lalo ka pang tumaba!" So I told
her, "Ikaw din, lalo ka pang pumangit!"

8. Pag sinisingitan ako sa pila, nagpaparinig ako. I say,
"Ang pilang ito, according to beauty. Mga panget
muna."

9. From the movie She's The Man: "Girls with an
ass like mine don't go out with boys with a face like
yours."

10. "Maliban sa mukha mo, ano pang problema mo?"

11. I once told an officemate who kept on bragging about
her new shoes, " Sale , right?"

12 I pointed a "7 items or less" sign to a
clueless pasosyal at the supermarket. She bitchily answered,
"I can read!" Sabay irap. So I shot back with,
"I know, but can you count?"

13. "Tuwing nakikita kita, gusto ko mag-sorry sa eyes
ko."

14. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be bitchy.
It's an involuntary reaction whenever I encounter ugly
people."

15. Man: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not enter."

16. Man: "how do you like your eggs in the
morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized."

17. After receiving her pay slip and realizing how much
she's paying for tax, a sosyal officemate exclaimed,
"Ang mga poor ba nagbabayad din ng tax?"

18. During a hike at Mt. Mayon , we had a maarte companion.
When we ran out of water, our guide got us some from a
natural spring. The maarte girl said, "Dini-drink ba
yan?" I told her, "Bakit, sa inyo ba ang water
chinu-chew?"

19. Overheard from 2 kids talking.
Kid 1: "Lahat tayo galing kay Adam and Eve."
Kid 2: "Hindi yan totoo. Sabi ng papa ko, galing tayo
sa unggoy."
Kid 1: "Hindi natin pinag-uusapn ang pamilya mo, kaya
wag kang magulo!"

20. A friend told his officemate: "I'm impressed.
I've never encountered such a small mind inside such a
big head before."

21. Bading: (envying a girl na crush ng crush nya)
"Isang butas lang ang lamang mo sa kin!"

22. I was staring at an ugly bystander in their street. The
ugly guy snapped, "Bakit ang sama mo makatingin?"
I snapped back, "Eh bakit ang sama mo tignan?"

23. A friend once told me, "Ang ganda mo!" I
answered: "Thank you, sana ikaw rin."

24. I told this to an ex: "I must admit you brought
religion to my life. I never believed in hell till I met
you."

25. "When a cashier tells me she doesn't have
change, I say: "And... kaninong problema yun?"

26. "Kung lahat ng tao galing sa unggoy, bakit ikaw,
mukha kang kabayo?