All About Chai From Multiply

She is one of the people I respect not because she is respectable but JUST BECAUSE!

1. She loves soya milk. She gulps and buys them by the bottles from manong magtataho. Yummmy!
2. She is a sleep talker!!! dum dum dum dummmmm! Whenever she's really tired she
tends to talk while sleeping. So you can never ever be sure that she really
understands what you are saying unless she is super wide awake. GOOOO!
3. In New Era, there is what people know as "CHERRY FEAR." It's not a vitamin to
help you become taller. It's the so-called fear of seeing "cherry" because
the mere sight of her makes people shiver. ^^
4. She is a very kind friend and a very sweet one. [Amoy chocoleyt!]
5. She has a bear name - MONKEY BEAR!
6. The father of the BEAR is MAHAAAAAL! [wahahaha!]
7. She asks your opinion on things not because she's not sure of herself
but because she wants to hear your views.
8. She is the best FLIRTING TEACHER! Hehehehe I learned my 101 from her. [wooohooo]
9. She is a very good sister. No questions asked!
10. She is a bitch once provoked. Never, never ever provoke Che to get mad at you
because I can only tell you one thing.... GOOD LUCK girl!
11.She is a natural bully so don't think that she doesn't like you. It's not you.
It's her! [QUEEN BEE SYNDROME]
12. She can turn into a crazy emo-message-sending-addict once dumped and to prove
I am right here is an example of a text message she sent a few months ago...
11 -17 -2008     
12:40:21 AM
"HEART 4 SALE"
Who wants to buy a heart? I'm having it for sale.
Though it's only second hand, it still functions well.
Cause once I sold it whole, he returned it in pieces.
Now I had it all repaired and now I'm back in business.
Who wants to buy my heart? Satisfaction guaranteed. It has
free service charge and a lifetime warranty.
So if you're asking for the price well I'm looking for the most honest bidder.
^_______________^
~CAN YOU IMAGINE HER SENDING THAT^^
13. She is the best Aunt and I want to be her niece....Auntie I also want BROOM BROOM [car, not a real broom]
14. She is stubborn as a mule. Once she decided to do a thing, she will definitely pursue it.
15. She is an honest friend, she will tell you that you're stupid in a subtle not-so-painful way.
16. She is an earrings enthusiast...she will spend money for a pair of earrings ^^
17. If Amor takes a bath for 2 hours, Che can make it in 3! hehehe. So, Che in her past life is a swan.
18. She loves provocative clothes because it looks good on her.
19. She is a very good GIRLFRIEND. I repeat she is a very good GIRLFRIEND [sipsip mode]
20. She is a very good actress.^^
21. She likes reading everything and when I say everything, I mean it kahit print lang sa shirt mo babasahin nya.
22. Sleeping is her actual hobby and doing it in the church is her favorite while the diakonessa and even us had to tap her shoulders, arm, and legs to get her attention.
23. She is a series addict. She can watch non-stop for two days. Now our dvd player breathed it's last ....huhuhu
24. She will support you by any means. She will give her support even if the two of you might look stupid afterwards.
25. She is sometimes......uhmmmm! NAIVE! hahaha!

I LOVE YOU FRIEND!

FROM MULTIPLY!

I just want to explain my side....

1. She's into effeminate men.  Metrosexuals are up a notch!

~True because most of the time and by experience they are better than a super straight jerks!!!

2. She has the hots for chinitos.  But lately, she is starting to put men with big eyes and haughty lips and nicely lined up teeth into consideration.^_^

~I don't care how a person looks like as long as I like that person it's OK!

3. She likes tall guys.  There is Science behind this.  BELIEVE ME.  hehehe

~WELL.........Yup there is Science behind this, and a very important one ^______________^

4. Smart ass guys!  She likes to talk and no talker wants a dull conversation.

~I hate stupid guys even if he is the most handsome guy ever. Even if he's Edward or Jacob....hehehe

5.  Playful metrosexual guys!  hehehe Emenilda likes to play you see...hehehehe

~I can't see the logic of posting it here!!! PRIVATE!

6. She falls for an overdose of TLC!  Therefore, she is into boys who are very MAASIKASO.  She simply wants to be your baby.

~Even U will fall if super ang TLC!

Now, let's move on to the things that you need to do to get her YES.

1.  Cook her favorite food.  Munggo perhaps or her favorite Kalabasa patties.  (email me for the recipe...hehehe)

~YEP! TRUE

2.  Give her little things.  But if you are rich...give her EXPENSIVE stuffs.  Like a cat...hehehe small cat big cat it doesn't matter as long as it has something to do with cats

~You can give me anything except problems!

3.  She doesn't like chocolates...BUT HER FRIENDS DO!

~God! People basted na si Nino so pleaseee!

4.  In connection to item number 3...SHE LISTENS TO HER FRIENDS AND HER FRIENDS ARE SO INTO CHOCOLATES...so it's good that you get our sympathy because we will back you up!hehehe

~Well...

5.  She likes to talk.  So when she talks...you listen as if you are so engrossed by her talking.

~It's okay to pretend just don't let me notice you!

6.  Ask her to sing for you and tell her how her voice makes you crazy.^^

~Hehehe!

7.  Show that you care and that you will take care of her..even if she insists that she can take care of herself.

~WTF! I can always take care of myself!

8.  NEVER make her wait!  Just kiss her.hehehe

~This is the worst thing that can happen.

9.  She has, most of the times, a lot of crazy trips.  What you need to do?  Just go with the flow.

~Well!

10.  Take her to the movies.  Make her see a horror flick with you.  Surely by the time the movie is done, she is already yours!hehehe...After all these..you're the boss.^^

~WTF! THIS IS A TOP SECRET!

THE MALDITA MOMENTS

Girls sharing their most maldita moment...

1. On the first day of the Mango sale, the sister of my
friend was looking around and picked up a dress when a woman
at the counter started screaming,"Put that down,
that's mine!" The sister of my friend looked up,
looked at the woman up and down, raised an eyebrow, and
replied, "Excuse me. You are NOT small'"

2. A supervisor once told a worker who has difficulty in
understanding instructions, "Ang ulo, hindi lang yan
pinapatong sa leeg, ginagamit din yan sa pagiisip."

3. A friend told another friend, "Naku, magme-makeup
muna ako, baka magmukha akong yaya mo." The other
friend replied, "Wag na, magmumukha ka lang yaya ko na
naka-makeup."

4. I told my then boyfriend during a fight, "Even on
your smartest day, you're not half as smart as I am on
my dumbest!"

5. "Ako, I was born beautiful. Ikaw, you were just
born."

6. A letter posted on a car windshield in UP:
"Sir/madam, the parking space that we have reserved is
for the College Secretary, not for you. Guard."

7. When I saw a friend I haven't seen in a long time, she
told me, "Grabe, lalo ka pang tumaba!" So I told
her, "Ikaw din, lalo ka pang pumangit!"

8. Pag sinisingitan ako sa pila, nagpaparinig ako. I say,
"Ang pilang ito, according to beauty. Mga panget
muna."

9. From the movie She's The Man: "Girls with an
ass like mine don't go out with boys with a face like
yours."

10. "Maliban sa mukha mo, ano pang problema mo?"

11. I once told an officemate who kept on bragging about
her new shoes, " Sale , right?"

12 I pointed a "7 items or less" sign to a
clueless pasosyal at the supermarket. She bitchily answered,
"I can read!" Sabay irap. So I shot back with,
"I know, but can you count?"

13. "Tuwing nakikita kita, gusto ko mag-sorry sa eyes
ko."

14. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be bitchy.
It's an involuntary reaction whenever I encounter ugly
people."

15. Man: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not enter."

16. Man: "how do you like your eggs in the
morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized."

17. After receiving her pay slip and realizing how much
she's paying for tax, a sosyal officemate exclaimed,
"Ang mga poor ba nagbabayad din ng tax?"

18. During a hike at Mt. Mayon , we had a maarte companion.
When we ran out of water, our guide got us some from a
natural spring. The maarte girl said, "Dini-drink ba
yan?" I told her, "Bakit, sa inyo ba ang water
chinu-chew?"

19. Overheard from 2 kids talking.
Kid 1: "Lahat tayo galing kay Adam and Eve."
Kid 2: "Hindi yan totoo. Sabi ng papa ko, galing tayo
sa unggoy."
Kid 1: "Hindi natin pinag-uusapn ang pamilya mo, kaya
wag kang magulo!"

20. A friend told his officemate: "I'm impressed.
I've never encountered such a small mind inside such a
big head before."

21. Bading: (envying a girl na crush ng crush nya)
"Isang butas lang ang lamang mo sa kin!"

22. I was staring at an ugly bystander in their street. The
ugly guy snapped, "Bakit ang sama mo makatingin?"
I snapped back, "Eh bakit ang sama mo tignan?"

23. A friend once told me, "Ang ganda mo!" I
answered: "Thank you, sana ikaw rin."

24. I told this to an ex: "I must admit you brought
religion to my life. I never believed in hell till I met
you."

25. "When a cashier tells me she doesn't have
change, I say: "And... kaninong problema yun?"

26. "Kung lahat ng tao galing sa unggoy, bakit ikaw,
mukha kang kabayo?

Existence

A friend asked me a few days ago regarding my love life that so far doesn't exist. I was taken aback since we never really get to talk about this kind of stuff and she's not the type who gets seriously curious with other person's love life. I honestly answered with a big "NO, I don't have any" I said. 

She asked me why and I said I don't know since that was the real score. I don't know where the f*** is the guy that was supposed to make the best out of me. I added just to shut her up which made her laugh. After that conversation. It made me think about what I have done with the half of the 26 years and 10 months I have spent alive. Granted that half of those times I was an infant then the other's when I was merely a kid. I know I have spent three years with an ex, but what about the other half? Have I been sleeping that long?

Then it hit me. Was it really my fault I ended up alone at 26? Was it because of a certain event in my life that left me scared to death of trusting the opposite sex or was it because I got sick and I know that there's this big chance that I might just not last long in this world?

But whatever the reason is. One thing remains, I don't have anyone and I'm not happy about it. 

Yet, I can't bring myself to liking just anyone. It frightened me that I might mistook the feeling of longing with love. I don't want to be with someone for the reason that I was vulnerable and he happen to have passed by. I want the real thing. I want to wait even if it takes me years. If he never appears then it was meant not to.I just have to accept it. Then, I will do plan B!!!

The Black Hole of Insanity

For people who know me. I can easily be ranked as a junkie when it comes to a good theatrical performance. I love watching plays it can take me to places that I have never been to and do things that I have never done before. It can influence my life in an instance and can change my perspective without any difficulty [much less force from my friends]. A play can also depress me so much that I will prattle about it harder than anybody else. [That's what I am doing right now]


Remember when I posted about Amor's visit in Manila because of the plays that we ought to watch? Well this is all about the plays. It took me a month before I can finally gather myself and make a blog out of it.


You see, we had to watch 3 plays then at two different locations. One of it was held at our own beloved university which was done by the theater group that we belong to. The other two where done by a group of second year and third year students from a school where my friend Amor helped the kids through a workshop.


I was really looking forward to watching our org's play since it's been a year and their budget is quite big. I was hoping that since they prepared for it for almost 5 months. It will make an impact on me.

Creepy

It did, the impact was so huge I was taken in a different place, no it's not a different dimension and it was not pleasant either. I was taken into the black hole of my insane mind. It was not easy. I was in a catatonic state for an hour. I was so thankful when they had a 10 minute break in the middle of the play because I had to wipe my drool out of my face. No, I'm not exaggerating. I am stating a fact. And yes Margy. I should have listened when you told me not to watch that horrid play. From now on, I will stand by your judgement. I swear I will!

Now the next play we've seen that day was an amateur done by mere children. But compared to what I saw from the first play. We've been to the two last ones were like a breath of fresh air. They might not be professionals but they know what they are doing and they did not spend eighty effing thousand on a speech choir.

Aside from Cessa's constant goofiness on one of the casts, the devil, everything turned out fine!! Thanks Amor you made me realize that teaching children might not always be a bad idea.

The Replacement

I went home a week ago to spend Seollal [ Lunar New Year] with my family, not because we celebrate Seollal but because it was one of the two times a year where vacation is more than just a day for me. On my way home I already called my sister to be sure that she's home when I arrive. You see my sister is currently the busiest bee we have at home since she is always everywhere. She's on her 3rd year taking up Communication Arts and she's been doing so much these days. Upon arriving, as a habit my sister ransacked my tote to see what she can hoard from me. And there it was my new Sophie Martin wallet that I so love, she spotted it and declared at the top of her lungs that she wants it and I have to give it to her. Usually I give in easily but since I missed the brat so much I decided to make it tinny weeny itsy bitsy hard for her. To make it short I said no!! She was wailing like a siren because she said she really wants it. I retorted that I will only give it to her if I can get something of hers that she likes a lot. She said okay so I ran to her room and get one of her favorite lip glosses. It was JEMMA KIDD MAKE UP SCHOOL lip gloss in fuchsia. She was shocked because she knows how expensive it is, it was more than the price of the wallet. But I said that she can never have it back and it's a lesson for her to never do unto other's what you don't want others to do unto you. So! I have it; her most beloved lip gloss is now mine!! Bwahahaha!!!


So the brat learned her lesson and I got a new lip love.





Just to give you an idea why I and my sister love this!





It's not too powerful, the color blends well and it looks quite natural.





It's not too scary to apply since it's in a tube and with just a few dab of it and viola it's done.





Lastly, it was a bit expensive it was given by Anna and was about 14 Pounds or not less than $22 and both of us will not waste money just to have one of these baby!!!

THE Wedding Gown

Praise the Lord above for I have found it!!! I have found the dress that will kick all the asses of the dresses that I have ever worn. [Even the Duckie dress that I sooo love] This one is the ONE that I will wear on THE DAY!! Yes! my dearests I have found my WEDDING GOWN.


I know that it's too early to say whether I will be getting married or not, but one thing is for sure I will wear it if not in my wedding then in my funeral.Mweooow!!!


So here it is from www.weddingbellsblog.com feast your eyes with my HELLO KITTY WEDDING GOWN!!!! [clap, clap, clap, clap]

But wait, if I am wearing a Hello Kitty Wedding Gown it's just proper that my future groom [whoever he is]

will wear one too right?

What can be better than having my future Chur wear this? I feel excited already! Now the only problem I have is where to find my TOM!!! Meooow!!